madeinseptember

L: When someone says, "We need to talk", what immediately goes through your mind?
Me: "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"

LOL.

I may not have a Valentine but I have found a new love. I will probably name her Dasani.


Happy Valentine's Day! Uhh, do a lot of "coloring."

I don't condone what happened but I don't know what to be surprised more by: the fact that Chris Brown assaulted his girlfriend or that it's Chris Brown? I'm so LOLz about the entire situation. That kid is ruined. He's not only going to remembered as placing his hands on a female but he's going to be remembered as the guy that put his hands on Rhianna.

I wonder what each artist is going to be singing about from now on. No umbrellas, forevers, with yous, or P.S. I'm still not over yous. She'll sing about not taking crap from guys and he'll sing about how sorry he is and how to cherish yo' chick lol. See! You have to laugh at it!

I'm extremely jealous of the folks that hit up the Youth Ball for Obama's Inauguration Ball lol. I hate Kanye West (when he opens his mouth) but I love his music. I would've shelled out the seventy-five bucks for it, too.

I've never watched a live swearing mainly because a) no one really ever made a big deal about them and b) I loathed The Mini Bush. Just watching the live feed on my floor (literally, everyone on my floor at work was glued to their monitors or radios) gave me the chills. But I did my civic duty by being a part of history today. Admittently, he was not the presidentail candidate I selected but hey- I'd still like to be a huge part of that change because .

I know in the future that my children will ask me why Obama's being president was important. They will laugh knowing that I lived in an archaic day and age where the color of your skin made a difference. That ignorance will be, as they say, blissful. In a good way. In the best possible way.

It is 1:03 AM and I am working online at home. WTF. I'm really having a case of workheimer's disease because I don't know what I'm doing or why I'm still working at my shithole job. I got denied a raise and ever since then, I've been in a really foul mood about it.

Note to self: update resume and send out to more lucrative job companies that actually appreciate your ass.

More $$$ or less $$$ still equals more problems. Fuck. I just want a new purse! Lol.

I'm kind of behind in the world of Gossip Girl but am I led to believe that Dan banged his half-sister, Serena? Honestly, now. Diiiirty.


I pretty much postponed Christmas shopping for myself mainly because there wasn't anything that grabbed my attention. I'm glad I waited because I found a couple of things that cheered me up today. Thank God for 923487234 bajillion gift cards because I would've never chucked out some of the dough for these things, especially the sunglasses and the Miss Sixty coat. I'm so proud- between just those two items, I only spent about $137.00!

I cannot believe I am sick again. I nearly passed out in my office this afternoon. You know that flush feeling that comes over you? I swear that it felt like I was condemned to walk the Sahara Desert when in reality it probably was Antarctica in that mug. Times like this, I'm glad that one of my BFFs is a future-pharmacist and she tells me what to take to feel better. She thinks of ways to kill people every day with medicine lol.

I've never felt my blood pressure shoot up so high (and low) while watching the Chargers. YAY for winning! Stupid Manning, lol.

Hopefully you all welcomed in a lovely 2009. I spent it making out with some toilet in Las Vegas. But OMG, it was grief getting out of work on NYE. I almost missed my flight since I got out of work around 7 and my flight was at 7:40. Never again...never!

It is mighty difficult to cook for one. Of course, I only contemplated this while I navigated the waters known as Costco on a Sunday morning. I left that store with four items that resulted in $53.00!!! I use three exclamation marks because Costco never ceases to amaze me. I cannot just walk into Costco and not spend at least $50+. Damn them.

I am super glad that I was able to do all of my Christmas shopping in a timely fashion this year. I only had to hit up Macys to return two dinnerware sets because they would not fit in my microwave. I'm upset because they're exactly what I was looking for (pure white, no designs, square plates/bowls) and of course they don't fit my microwave. The door didn't even shut! GHETTO. I knew it was too good to be true.

There's this look of desperation on a lot of people's faces when they're shopping during the Christmas season. You've seen it, too. If you have too many questions about the item you're about to purchase, I say that you just pass on it and embrace the art of the gift card.

Oh yes, be ZEN on the road, please. Honestly. Or put rocks in your pants' pockets and walk into the ocean. Whatever comes first.